mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

451840 notes / reblog / 14 hours ago

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

403389 notes / reblog / 14 hours ago

unsparks:

my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it

94760 notes / reblog / 17 hours ago

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

283577 notes / reblog / 17 hours ago

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

110327 notes / reblog / 17 hours ago

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

55615 notes / reblog / 17 hours ago

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

277058 notes / reblog / 17 hours ago