dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

158927 notes / reblog / 15 hours ago

unclefather:

"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"

uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue? 

263257 notes / reblog / 3 days ago

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

510119 notes / reblog / 3 days ago

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

472866 notes / reblog / 3 days ago

pandaexpressvevo:

do you ever get a text and think “nah” and go back to whatever you’re doing

8310 notes / reblog / 3 days ago

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

56124 notes / reblog / 3 days ago

butterflydreamsx3:

I would do the same thing…

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

579619 notes / reblog / 3 days ago

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

243993 notes / reblog / 3 days ago