- Me: what's your wifi code?
- Them: oh I don't know it's a bunch of numbers
- Me: oh.. you're one of those houses
I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
I guess you could say, revenge is sweet
NOO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CLEVER PUNS NO
- Plot Twist: Someone actually gets feelings for me and doesn't fuck me over.